DZK & Josh - Paul Droke vs. Bowling Ball
Our friend cut his finger off with a bowling ball. We wrote a song about it. Josh from Sematic is on the hook. Also, http://vibedeck.com/dzk -- http://www.dzkonline.net for all your DZK needs.
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Story behind the song
Literally, M-Law (Paul) cut the tip of his finger off with a bowling ball. It deserved it's own song. Josh is singing the hook.
Lyrics
[verse]:[1]
welcome folks -- to the comedy roast, of Pauly Droke,
a jolly old, fellow known most for his honestly gross
and incredible strokes of stupidity... cuz only Paul...
could cut off his middle-finger off --- with a bowling ball
see, he was attempting to juggle it, basically
'till it slipped and got away from him, when he lunged at it hastily
falling and banging the ball on the end of his claw
and off went the tip, along with any brains in his skull
still left - Paul, next time you decide to flip something off,
dog... don't literally flip -something- off
[yall] I'd argue this was actually the first trouble
we saw or heard of the Bird Flu... his Bird flew off his knuckle
that's how he broke it, and I ain't surprised... this joker
can't even seem to manage a good hand in poker
yo, if you're trying to lose weight, I doubt this
is really the way you should be goin about it, now, Josh, sing about it
[hook]:
*calling Mr. Pauly Droke...
[Pauly Drokes Bowling Bowl!]
*where did your finger go?
[took his finger, now it's gone]
*something wrong's
[he rolled a strike] [he rolled a spare] - [now it's not there]
*someone call the am-bu-lance
*this man has got a damaged hand!
*calling Mr. Pauly Droke...
his finger's gone *[it's no joke]
the tip is broke, *[it will not grow]
this is no hoax, *[there is no hope]
but from now on when you get,
the urge to flip the the bird,
the middle one you flip
will really be the little one
[verse]:[2]
Hey Paul -- that bowling ball knew more algebra than you
it divided your digits and left a remainder out of em -- too
and it brings a new meaning to carry the one, watchin this fool
carry the one, the ball chopped off-of-him, to the hospital
honestly, it's not impossible, to use the remaining
phay-lange as a handy criminal aid, when you're framing
somebody for murder, yo, that sh** would be crazy
just don't ever plan on framing, your own finger paintings
see, some people fail at football, or keeping a job, in fact
some people fail at college, you failed at all of that
but above all, for what you're most definately wack
is failing to keep all your extremities attached
you even failed at rap music, if you ask me, man
the sickest thing you ever rapped was that twisted hand
listen, if he had any fans, they would never get up stand
to clap for him, but, he could use a bit of a hand
[hook]:[2]
omg this sh*** is funny man.. nice track