Little Redneck Riding Hood
Conner/Conley/Stea
There was a girl from Tennessee
Driving through the boonies
In her pickup with the pedal down
White Walls red hood
Halter top looking good
Going to grandma’s house
What big eyes she had
What big lips she had
What big....
Little redneck riding hood
Looking like every woman wished she could
Spray on tan and painted on smile
Take a ride with her she’ll drive you wild
There ain’t a race at Talladega she ain's seen
Every man’s weakness, every young boy’s dream
You’ll want her so bad cuz she’s got it going on so good
Little redneck riding hood
There was a guy from Caroline’
Wanted for a few crimes
Regular at Wolfie’s bar
Saw little red on the shoulder
Hood popped, engine smolderin’
You could hear him snarl
What big eyes you have
What big lips you have
What big....
Little redneck riding hood
Looking like every woman wished she could
Spray on tan and painted on smile
Take a ride with her she’ll drive you wild
There ain’t a race at Talladega she ain't seen
Every man’s weakness, every young boy’s dream
You’ll want her so bad cuz she’s got it going on so good
Little redneck riding hood
He offered jumper cables
But he jumped her instead
You should have seen him when she roundhouse kicked him in the head
She grabbed his keys and took off with his 4-wheel drive
To get to Grandma’s house for a slice of her hot apple pie
Little redneck riding hood
Looking like every woman wished she could
Spray on tan and painted on smile
Take a ride with her she’ll drive you wild
There ain’t a race at Talladega she ain't seen
Every man’s weakness, every young boy’s dream
You’ll want her so bad cuz she’s got it going on so good
Little redneck riding hood