Sonwriter Demos. Story songs about life in general. Some happy, some sad.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #152
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Frank Papa
Rights
2005
Uploaded
November 17, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:52
Lyrics
Don’t Feed Santa
Listen my children to Mrs. Santa’s plea
Santa has become too fat and flabby
Not the cheerful Santa you used know
His cheeks are pale and no longer glow
He has difficulty in carrying his sack
Because of your delicious gifts and snacks
He was a happy and jolly good fellow
Till he was fed too much milk and mozzarella
Santa was able to circle the earth
But he’s gonna’ take longer because of his girth
He has trouble getting in and out of his sleigh
Cause his big fat belly gets in the way
Won’t you please remember Mrs. Santa’s plight
Feed Santa only foods that are good and light {Chorus
I wish you Merry Christmas and a holiday cheer
And that Santa will be trim and jovial next year
His cholesterol is dangerously high
Eating fat and sweet foods that you supply
His reindeer are reluctant to pull his sled
Santa’s off his diet and he’s overfed
He and Mrs. Santa no longer share the same bed
He is now sleeping on the floor instead
His ho ho is not as jolly as it used to be
Mrs. Santa has to gift-wrap and trim the tree
Santa was able to circle the earth
But he’s gonna’ take longer because of his girth{Chorus
He has trouble getting in and out of his sleigh
Cause his big fat belly gets in the way
Won’t you please remember Mrs. Santa’s plight
Feed Santa only foods that are good and light
I wish you Merry Christmas and a holiday cheer
And that Santa will be trim and jovial next year
Santa is a full load on the sleigh
Room for gifts and packages no way
His eyes no longer twinkle or gleam
His red trousers have split their seams
Mrs. Santa’s really concerned about his fate
He gotta lose them pounds before it’s too late
Please won’t you help her to restrict his food
Leave him only treats that are nourishing and good
Santa was able to circle the earth
But he’s gonna’ take longer because of his girth{Chorus
He has trouble in getting in and out of his sleigh
Cause his big fat belly gets in the way
Won’t you please remember Mrs. Santa’s plight
Feed Santa only foods that are good and light
I wish you Merry Christmas and a holiday cheer
And that Santa will be trim and jovial next year
Santa’s slowed down to almost a stall
Climbing up and down a chimney is like climbing a wall
Difficulty breathing with every puff
Unsteady on his feet when on the roof
Be kind and considerate of old St Nick
Choose wisely for him the treats you pick
If you find no gifts underneath the tree
It’s because he can’t fit down the chimney
Santa was able to circle the earth
But he’s gonna’ take longer because of his girth{Chorus
He has trouble in getting in and out of his sleigh
Cause his big fat belly gets in the way
Won’t you please remember Mrs. Santa’s plight
Feed Santa only foods that are good and light
I wish you Merry Christmas and a holiday cheer
And that Santa will be trim and jovial next year
I wish you Merry Christmas and a holiday cheer
And that Santa will be trim and jovial next year
Copyright 2005 Frank Papa
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