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Her Biological Clock Is Ticking Me Off
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It's about a woman who is getting too old to have kids I guess.
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Hi. My name is Sonny. I write country, christian, and comedy songs. If you happen to be a race fan, please visit www.backstretchboys.com where you can hear samples of several songs I co-wrote with a friend. They've been on radio. Thanks for your support.
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Country • Country General
Charts
Peak #125
Peak in subgenre #46
Author
Sonny B. Bell
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Sonny B. Bell (ASCAP)
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November 01, 2006
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MP3 1.8 MB • 128 kbps • 1:56
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It's just funny. I hope you enjoy it!
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Her Biological Clock (Is Ticking Me Off) She used to say there’s lots of time But now she’s changed her mind Her younger sister just had twins Now we’re 3 kids behind All this thirty-something nonsense Has really gotta stop ‘Cause her biological clock Is tickin’ me off All this pre-occupation Is beginning to cramp my style All my old fishin’ buddies Think I’ve done been exiled It’s a constant pressure on me Taking all the strength I’ve got And her biological clock Is tickin’ me off I’m spending all my time At the clinic nowadays They’re checkin’ all my fluids And givin’ me x-rays I keep waitin’ for the doc to say “Now, turn your head and cough” Yeah, her biological clock Is tickin’ me off When her body temp goes up I start getting’ chills I know it’s time for Gatorade And them little oyster pills I’ll put those crazy boxers on And wear my lucky socks But her biological clock Is tickin’ me off Tick tock, tick tock… Copyright Sonny B. Bell (ASCAP) All rights reserved. email:sonnybbell@yahoo.com
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