Glaucoma Suspect
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I could see your optic nerve clearly
I saw prepapillary atrophy
Then I started judging your C/D
And I noticed some assymetry
Then I didn't know what to do
So, I judged the neural rim tissue
It looked pink and it was well perfused
But the cup was looking really huge
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Do I need to give you Xalatan
Or maybe another Prostaglandin
Will that make your field loss stop
Or do I need to add on some Cosopt
Will you be compliant?
Come on, let's try it
Please be reliant.
No, don't be defiant
Cause you're a suspect of glaucoma
Glaucoma
Glaucoma
I'm afraid you're a suspect of glaucoma
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Then I preformed Goldman Tonometry
Cause I need to know the IOP
I was shocked when it was 33
I guess I need to do pachymetry
Corneal thickness was at 504
That pressure worried me even more
I need a visual field acuity
So I can assess the periphery
