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Dangling In The Dark
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Rule 1: NEVER sleep with married women..... Rule 2: If you MUST, have your escape route planned.....
parody robertson amiright kristof
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Welcome to Kristofland! Like Disneyland, but with larger mice....
Not a band...just me, an Aussie parodist with a penchant for the risque. Living in London (where I'm exposed to risqueness on a daily basis) and a long-term member of the Amiright parody community (www.amiright.com) This is just a bit of fun, as I really can't sing for toffee......
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Podcasts • Comedy
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Peak #39
Peak in subgenre #12
Author
Kristof Robertson
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October 12, 2006
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:42
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I was in bed this evening Having fun with my boss’s wife I planned to stay until morning Until I heard his car in the drive I got pretty damn frightened, Man, I got scared so I took a leap Now I’m hanging…. Waiting for him to go to sleep I’ve got no attire, I’ve got no attire; see my bare arse My straits are dire From a balcony, dangling in the dark My johnson’s just started itchin’ Mojo’s gone and I’m staring into space I’m being stalked by a pigeon Having great fun pecking at my face All I wanted was nookie.. Now I’m suff’ring with two aching wrists My boss is built like a wookie If I’m found, he will be p***ed I ain’t no conniver, I ain’t no conniver, just one dumb shmuck… I need MacGyver He could save me from dangling in the dark She’s acting coy like Liv Tyler, Now he knows something’s up so he starts to freak He’s gone to get his rottweiler, Oh my lordy, I’m up s**t creek! Just one way out, and it’s down Those thorns and cacti look sharp alright But Rover’s probably hungry And crikey, there’s vast amounts of me to bite! I just wanted some action I drank too deeply from some other fella’s cup I could end up in traction Or on Jerry Springer getting beat up… I’ve got no attire There’s a crowd, and cars have begun to park I’ve no desire, Lost it while I’ve been dangling in the dark I’ve got no attire I can hear the sirens of a fire truck My straits are dire From a balcony, dangling in the dark I would rather be tangling with a shark Even getting a mangling from a truck This is misery, dangling in the dark Hey…save me!
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