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Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues
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Song written about Gollum from JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings.
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The Original Celtic Renaissance duo from Austin, TX! Called Masters of Traditional Folk by The Austin Chronicle, Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee join the autoharp, r
We are the Brobdingnagian Bards (pronounced brAHb'ding-näg-EE-en). We perform a unique style of Celtic folk music that we like to call "a Renaissance in Celtic music" or "The Original Celtic Renaissance. Ask our fans though, and they'll tell you our music is just plain "fun!" With six studio albums completed in just five years, combined with ten other compilations, singles and EPs, we've been called one of the most-productive Celtic groups around. But we just love playing the music.
Song Info
Genre
Blues Blues General
Charts
#5,391 today Peak #4
#2,315 in subgenre Peak #1
Author
words/music Marc Gunn
Rights
Gunn-McKee
Uploaded
August 21, 2006
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MP3 4.2 MB 128 kbps 4:38
Story behind the song
I was flying on a plane to Italy and tired of trying to come up with song ideas for Memories of Middle Earth when I decided to listen to the airline music. I flipped channels, heard an old blues song, turned off the music and wrote this comical song based on Gollum of the Lord of the Rings.
Lyrics
Old Bilbo found a ring. It was The One Ring of the Dark Lord. Old Bilbo found a ring. It was The One Ring of the Dark Lord. Now I'm hunted by a schizo. Be it Smeagol or Gollum, he's out of his gourd. Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away. Yeah, Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away. Now he's leading me to Mordor, wonders if Sam and I are gay. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schziophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schziophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, The Dark Lord'll make Headline News. Sauron'll make the hobbits wear shoes. Middle-Earth'll sing The Dark Lord Blues. The Dark Lord'll serve hobbit stew. [gulp] We'll lick stamps made from hobbit glue. [mmm...tastes like chicken] Samwise better learn some Kung Fu. At the Gates of Mordor, Smeagol said, "They ain't no way!" [They ain't no way, my Precious-s-s] At the Gates of Mordor, Smeagol said, "They ain't no way!" [Silly hobbits-s-s, follow Smeagol] Said, "I'll take you to Shelob. She'll have a hobbit filet." Well, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked. [Out of my mind] Yeah, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked. [The precious-s-s is mine!] So Gollum bit the ring off, and did a Swan Dive in the Crack. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schziophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schziophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Gollum'll just betray me, I'll finally take that Elven Cruise!
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