Talk between Jamie, her 'manager,' and a radio DJ. A jingle for Jamie, a commercial for Jamie, and a little J&C tuneage.
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Lyrics
Manager: Now Jamie, I'm tellin' ya, nicknames stick in peoples' heads ya know? It's catchy, it's fresh, people will remember that shit.
Jamie: I don't know, I'm just not into it, I'm -
Manager: Jamie! Business will flow in with this and no one's gonna know where to get pussy if they can't remember your fuckin' name!
Jamie: Yeah, I guess.
Manager: Ok, you ready to do this?
Jamie: Yup.
Manager: Hi, we're here to record the commercial.
DJ: Oh yeah, come on in. You all set there Jamie?
Jamie: Oh yeah, just make sure you're both inside of me at the same time after we record this.
Manager: Jamie, this man used to be in pornos, you'll get it good.
Jamie: Well, let's get this shit recorded.
DJ: On in 5-4-3-2...
(singing)
Whatever your pleasure,
Whatever your fun,
Jamie's gonna juice ya,
Til you're done.
Juicin' Jamie!
Jamie: Hi, I'm Juicin' Jamie, one of the district's top girls, and I'm open for business 24/7. I offer everything, front to back, from BJs to RJs, and don't forget about my famous AMs either! Call Juicin' Jamie at 777-6969. That's right, 777-6969. Remember my guarantee, if I didn't get you off in one hour, you get the same for free.
(singing)
Whatever your pleasure,
Whatever your fun,
Jamie's gonna juice ya,
Til you're done.
Juicin' Jamie!
DJ: You're listening to WJNC, your station for all your Jesus and Christ needs. Coming up next is the first song by the duo, "Detecting Inspection..."
(segue)
