(Austin, TX 2006) American Graveyard underwent a series violent cycles of destruction and reformation before finally coalescing into it's present incarnation in March of 2005. Laboratory analysis of American Graveyard extract has indicatd American Graveyard to be composed of three (3) parts country/western, one (1) part bluegrass, two (2) parts rock 'n' roll, one (1) part dark country - while also exhibiting trace amounts of jazz, punkgrass, fuckgrass, mild dementia, sacrilege, and holy shit/fuck yeah. Case studys of American Graveyard live performances have shown high tendencies toward profanity and insidiousness amoungst band members as well as audience members. In conclusion, all research on the subject has shown every indication that American Graveyard will rock your fucking world, leaving the listener with a sense of satisfation not disimilar from the sensations experienced while smoking a cigarette or masturbating.