Lyrics
Lead Vocals: David Heline Jr.
(Now usually me and Kobe Bryant do this but uh, here's the real take on the remix)
Now I'm not trying to get sued,
But hey little girl I think you're cute,
Then my fans begin to boo,
Reminds me of that lawsuit,
That's why I bailed out of jail,
The activists began to wail,
You can be a porn star,
So come with me and we can sail,
Just keep it,
(Quiet)
And keep it,
(Secret)
Running my hands down her pants,
We'll be working like ants,
Praying that she'll give me a chance,
Perverted thoughts I am wishing,
Force her into the kitchen,
That girl might still be tweleve,
But my penis I am still pitching,
She still may be real mean,
I'm like she's a pre-teen,
It's the youngest freaking baby,
And she felt good to me,
Pedophile, pedophile, pedophile, ped,
Now it's all over for me,
Once I tape it you see,
Sell it to the horny poor,
But still they can hear you screaming wee,
I hope you like the drugs I'm dealing,
No more penis I am pitching,
You're going to take it now girl,
And it's in your ignition,
Just keep it,
(Quiet)
And keep it,
(Secret)
Running my hands down her pants,
We'll be working like ants,
Praying that she'll give me a chance,
Perverted thoughts I am wishing,
Force her into the kitchen,
That girl might still be tweleve,
But my penis I am still pitching,
She still may be real mean,
I'm like she's a pre-teen,
It's the youngest freaking baby,
And she felt good to me,
Watch a porno it is called Sperminator,
There's a mess in my pants as if someone shot a gator,
We got condoms to my left,
Pre-teens to my right,
We bring them both together we got lawsuits all night,
And after the show it's the,
(Big fat dooby)
And after the dooby it's the,
(Ugly booby)
Around about three you got to,
(Go watch Scooby)
And I can go and then I can,
(Tap your booty)
Just keep it,
(Quiet)
And keep it,
(Secret)
Running my hands down her pants,
We'll be working like ants,
Praying that she'll give me a chance,
Perverted thoughts I am wishing,
Force her into the kitchen,
That girl might still be tweleve,
But my penis I am still pitching,
She still may be real mean,
I'm like she's a pre-teen,
It's the youngest freaking baby,
And she felt good to me,
Perverted thoughts I am wishing,
Force her into the kitchen,
That girl might still be tweleve,
But my penis I am still pitching,
She still may be real mean,
I'm like she's a pre-teen,
It's the youngest freaking baby,
And she felt good to me,
Girl come over to me,
Climb up into my truck,
But when the cops come,
You better had go and duck,
When I am done with you,
You better hush your mouth,
This is the real remix,
And I will take you out...
