I Drink Therefore I Am
Some guys meditate, on their future and their fate
in this cruel and crazy universe
but me I know I'm trapped, so I twist off a thinking cap
and contemplate on quenching my thirst
yeah, I drink therefore I am
hey buddy, that's why I'm here
we all must believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer
time passes through my night,
at the speed of Miller Lite
O I'm a honky tonk man
I drink therefore I am
I've never been the type, to puff on some fancy pipe
or count stars like Aristotle
I just sit and watch my troubles, float off with the bubbles
in a tall, cold longneck bottle
yeah, I drink therefore I am
hey buddy, that's why I'm here
we all must believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer
time passes through my night,
at the speed of Miller Lite
O I'm a honky tonk man
I drink therefore I am
yeah, I drink therefore I am
hey buddy, that's why I'm here
we all must believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer
time passes through my night,
at the speed of Miller Lite
O I'm a honky tonk man
I drink therefore I am
(c)2003 Tapani Rauha/Robert George
