Who wouldn't want to live in the Astrodome?
Barbara Bush was right! This is working out so well for us underprivileged folks.
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Story behind the song
I was motivated by the realization that our Moron-in-Chief inherited his ignorant arrogance.
Lyrics
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE ASTRODOME?
Thanks for the hurricane, I needed that handout
I was only renting so I didn’t lose my home
Thank God I’m underprivileged, this is working out so well, hell,
Who wouldn’t want to live in the Astrodome
Some folks call me down and out
Others might call me a bum
I was so poor I could tell you the flavor
When I stepped on a piece of gum
I was really hurting when the welfare office gave me so much grief
But when the flood waters rose my spirits soared
Katrina brought such relief
Thanks for the hurricane, I needed that handout
I was only renting so I didn’t lose my home
Thank God I’m underprivileged, this is working out so well, hell,
Who wouldn’t want to live in the Astrodome
The French Quarter may be reduced to an 1/8
The Garden District’s choked with weeds
There’s plenty of room in the end zone here
And FEMA’s meeting all of my needs
I never had much anyway and now I’ve got a lot
Two thousand dollars will go a long way toward decorating my cot
Thanks for the hurricane, I needed that handout
I was only renting so I didn’t lose my home
Who says I’m underprivileged, this is working out so well, hell,
Who wouldn’t want to live in the Astrodome
