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Beer In Heaven
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Parody of 'Tears In Heaven'
comedy parody tim mayfield
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Tim Mayfield parody artist and musician. Comedy is where it's at.
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Podcasts • Parody
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#3,942 today Peak #20
#274 in subgenre Peak #3
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Tim Mayfield
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Tim Mayfield
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August 16, 2005
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MP3 4.3 MB • 128 kbps • 4:39
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[spoken] "Brother Bill, is it true there's no beer in heaven?" "Well Stuart, I'm glad you asked that question. I've written a song to explain our position on this deeply theological question." [sung] Would we feel ashamed If we got drunk in heaven? Who would get the blame If we passed out in heaven? Beer would be strong And never gone Do you know if they're serving beer in heaven? Would it come in cans If they have beer in heaven? Would they have my brand If they served beer in heaven? You think it pays To pray this way? "Lord, I hope they let me drink beer in heaven" Wine would make me frown Can't handle whiskey Moonshine in a jar, brings me to my knees...toss cookies My only cure Pass on liquor So I hope that there will be beer in heaven... Can you say there ain't Any cold beer in heaven? Could you be a saint If you drank beer in heaven? I must be wrong I'll end this song 'Cause I'm sure Peter won't drink beer in heaven... [spoken] "Ah, that's too bad. Do you know of any religion that does believe in beer in heaven?" "No Stuart. I don't know of any." "Oh."
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