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I'm Having a Garage Sale in My Heart
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A song of pragmatism in dealing with heartbreak--if only it were that easy!
jazz comedy swing parody novelty satire 1930s spoof 1920s mad magazine
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Surrealistic novelty songs, trenchant satire, and enlightened silliness to wake up the mind and make it smile.
I have been writing and performing songs since around 1977--composing most of my material in the mid-1990s. The wholly inadequate genre pigeonhole I could be crammed into with some difficulty is "novelty"--but my stuff ranges from the surrealistic to the darkly satirical to the just plain silly. I stick to 32-bar pop styles as a rule, but I have dabbled in blues, calypso, and other forms. My music sounds as if it were created from the 1920s through the 1950s in a parallel universe--the effect is entirely intentional. I try to wake up the mind and make it smile. If I must occasionally offend in the process, so be it.
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Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #71
Peak in subgenre #36
Author
Andy Senior
Rights
1994, 2005 Andy Senior
Uploaded
August 09, 2005
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MP3 2.4 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
This song has an especial poignancy for me right now, though I wrote it ten years ago. I'm in the process of cleaning out my boyhood home, with all the emotional baggage that entails. (It may not be much of a comedy song, but when I try to get serious, people laugh anyway.)
Lyrics
VERSE: All of my most precious souvenirs Which I have cherished, lo, these many years Serve only to remind me what we've done-- And so I'm selling each and every one: CHORUS: I'm having a garage sale in my heart; Those things with which I vowed I'd never part Are clutter to me now that you have gone-- And so I've got them tagged And spread out on the lawn; The words we spoke the very night we met Are words right now I'd just as soon forget; So, though it hurts like hell They're really priced to sell-- I'm having a garage sale in my heart. SECOND CHORUS: I'm having a garage sale in my heart; Those treasures I collected from the start All mock and sadden me since you're away; I'll shine them up a bit And put them on display; Those tender private moments that we shared, The shattered dreams that cannot be repaired Are reasonably cheap But much too dear to keep-- I'm having a garage sale in my heart.
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