We are awesome, kvlt, avant-garde, doom, death, black metal. We are amazingly talented musicians; in fact, Dream Theater is jealous of us. We have Lord Dreidel on six strings of brutality and destruction, and Dark Lord of Confusion on the grimmest beat aparatus ever conceived. Much of the band's recording is done in Dark Lord of Confusion's garage, which also happens to be a dungeon, in which he keeps many virgins. After recording a new spectacle of evil, we defile them.