Pound Shop Shopping This is an imitation Just like the aftershave I bet I’ve broken it by Tuesday But it can be replaced Fairy lights at very special prices To brighten up your safe-as houses If you can smile nicely You might get something free This pound shop shopping’s really great I found a bargain yesterday It had my name upon it I bought it coz I wanted it so I’ve got nothing in my bag But you can search me thoroughly When I go pound shop shopping I tell you there’s stopping me I tell you there’s stopping me, no We’re under starter’s orders He’s opened up the door But I am not in any hurry I take my time I’m visiting the cafe I sit and sip my tea, its “Everlasting” here in Maggie’s I’m such a lucky punter She pours me out another I made a big decision When I was feeling brave I sought the company of morons Never thinking that I might become one They said I wouldn’t feel the benefit I’m not any use without it Five-fingered discount itchy I’d better leave discretely © 2004 Bradley/Foulkes all rights reserved
