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State vs Prostate
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Narrative about a problem we men may all face
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Duo doing things we think of and things we want to do.. when we want to do them . . .
That's Us . . . Krill and Banks Conspiring to make music .. . mostly . . as it turns out . . . for ourselves. Eighty plus odd years of foolin’ around with music and still not rich. AND THAT's one of the reasons we decided to quit giving away everything that we conjure out of thin air. AFTER ALL.... We're just two guys making up music cause we want to, There's still be several FreeBees from time to time. Like a Bluelight Special or Black Friday or something. He's Larry Banks and I'm John Krill, aka the Krill Banks Conspiracy. We have no intended audience, evidenced by the undiagnosed “style” of tunes presented here. But some have said... "this is really good stuff.... weird... strange sometimes... even... urgh ... thought provoking". Banks is the Bass, keys and emerging as a vox specialist, the Mix Meister and odd noises. Krill picks at acoustic and electric guitar while doing the most of the singin’AND "baby-boomer beat-nik" vox cause he’s the only one who knows the very strange words. Songs and Poetry over music range from Rockabilly Barroom sing-a-long to a Katrina saga , ditties about stupidity, old age and did I mention... politics .... oh yeah I did say.... stupidity ? I think its worth ever bit as much as LAFY TAFY, Lady Lumps or Stripper Love.... the "subjects" of MOST modern music. You can still listen to everything for free and post a howdy. Luck to us, John 1/2 of KBC XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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#167 in subgenre Peak #1
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Peak #7
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John Krill lyrics / Larry Banks mix music
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krill banks conspiracy 2005
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April 13, 2005
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MP3 4.4 MB 128 kbps 4:46
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My motives have been questioned.... rather leave this one in the dark ....also looking for suggestion for a new title.
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A new guy being trained at the facility asked about the guy in room number 3 . Why does he sit on the throne all day long, shoutin and singing that he’d done nothing wrong The old timer sighed as he breathed, Its a long sad story about poor number three, how he got here is pretty hard to believe, when all he wanted was to control his own pee. It all started when an ailment that old guys like me get, the bladder fills up when there no place to vent. And was such a day on a trip overland, he’d drive to the doctors with bottle in hand, just in case that his condition again came to a peak, at least with the bottle he could privately leak. And when the urge over powered the misson to drive, he dutifully signaled and pulled off to the side, jumped in the back seat as was the plan, thanking god and his bottle as he emptied his gland. When suddenly a loud rap startled him from the front, followed by “get out of the car you perverted old punk. He was searched and demeaned but finally let go with ticket and court date mandated he go. As it will be when the court date arrived, his condition had worsened considerably in size so again with his bottle he set off in his van and again as its said déjà vu all over again. Newly cited and now late for court date number one he’d use back roads and detours to reach the second to which he had been summonded. But the judge wasn’t swayed to any leniency, cause a man just can’t pee any old where at conveniency, Slap on a hefty fine and in case poor three didn’t listen, the judge added more charges cause of the threat to health systems. So yet another court trip had to be planned, poor old three was getting desparate to get out of this jam. A solution not pleasant to those in this fix was to implant a catheter where .. it just makes you sick . Happens he knew a nurse in his own neighbor hood, who wink- nod would insert the device in his offending manhood He made the full distance to court for what he hoped was the very last time, till the alarm bells went off and they pulled him from line, with empty pockets, no shoes or a belt the alarm bell still sounded so he’d have to be held, and the guards searched him more thoroughly in a tiny back room where they discovered his sack full of pee attached to the catheter tube. Then in came a bio team to remove the device while he lay naked and shivering his balls in a vice. Every charge in the book was leveled at him….everything from TERROR and most all other ISMS Last nail in his coffin when the verdict finally came, pushed him over the edge and drove him insane, cause when they said guilty he jumped up on the bench, whipped out his dong and began emptying the bladder he’d filled all day long. As he wetted the judge and then filled a guard’s pocket he chanted the chant as he pissed like a rocket I’m innocent he cried, why discriminate against me , just cause my bladder is small ….you found me guilty In all of whats human you’d just have to agree, I was just trying to get in control of my pee. So now he’s full crazy and they’ve locked him in here, where he sings on the toilet and offends our poor ears, worse yet is we get to watch him and bring him his food, and the song that he sings will soon change your mood. But now that you ask, maybe we should both worry, Cause if he was drove crazy by laws about pee, what about those who’s job is to watch him, like you and me.
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