Name: My Dicks Too Long
Channel: Romancingtheshadow
Description: Free MP3 download. Boppin' lil country feel

Free download

Boppin' lil country feel

ribald blues

Romancingtheshadow

G'day I am an Aussie but that will quickly apparent when you hear my vocals

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Adult

Charts

Peak #17

Peak in subgenre #4

Author

Romancingtheshadow

Rights

Romancingtheshadow

Uploaded

January 12, 2003

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

A mate used to awaken EVERY morning yellin' out
" My dicks to long"!

Lyrics

My  Dicks To Long
   
Key of  "c"


Standing in the park                          
with my hand on my cock.                        
Applying it with an even stroke               
it's soon hard as a rock.                      
I aim for some passerbys                      
and hit one in the face                       
and ya mite think thats no big deal            
but it was from 30 paces...well 
                                              
  cHORUS

My dicks too long,  
it drags along the floor.
Dogs chase after it,  cars run over it 
and the end is red  raw.



Now  some  mite think I'm  braggin 
but I tell  you no lie,  
When fully engorged my huge erection 
is a danger to anything in the sky.
Planes fly    around it, 
it's a land mark for all to see.
Birds try to nest on it,  climbers try to climb it,  
 yes   it's  not easy being me.


My girlfriend wont take it
she said it much to big.
She'll only pat it  on the head 
and occasionly let me rub it between her tits.
And  if  I ask  her to give me head,
she screams and runs a mile.
Yelling out "ya fuken crazy bastard, ya aint gunna choke me
and then I get no titty rub   for qui-te a while.


Some mite think it's a wondrous thing
to have such a mighty dick.
But let me tell you  when I get a fat,
getting rid of  it ain't an easy  trick.
Privacy is not an option, 
when  your  cock is big and  loose,
cause when  I let go  every one knows and ya all get covered in me juice