Having performed for persons as prestigious as the "L.Q. Predident" and "hookers", Cellar Door has made more money than gOD. In addition to their "mad scrill", they have also managed to kill just about everyone they have played for. After seeing them in Pedulastkan, Jebus H. Go-Pants had his intestines violently ripped out via his mouth and was found with his genitals tied in a pretty little bow. They are hated by Prussia and loved by Arkansas. Whatever Cellar Door does next is said to be, "the best thing they never done". Also, they suck...