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This one's the shit, like a semi truck hitting a dog on the highway this song come's out of nowhere full throtle and doesn't let up for one second. the whole song is helarious
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Check it out muther fucks, Sesame Street Gangsters, Funny, Cool, Fucked up, Comedy, SSG, Corndog, Sled dog, Speedoman, Jerk Johnson, Jerry Winger, Blanch, M&M&M
CRANK AND DOUGHNUTS KICK FUCKING ASS!. but don't take our word for it, listen to our songs and tell your mom we'll be pullin out of her ass and into yours! check us out on www.sesamestreetgangsters.com
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
Charts
Peak #38
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Jerk Johnson
Rights
Yes
Uploaded
October 26, 2004
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MP3 4.4 MB • 128 kbps • 4:48
Story behind the song
This is what happens when you do drugs and shove whiskey bottles up your ass kids.
Lyrics
JERK JOHNSON the Names Jerk Johnson so best make way i'm a bacholor by night and a trucker by day i'm a bad mother fucker trucking around in style in a single day i drove over 2000 miles driving in a new town everysingle night paying money for skin if it's virgin tight sleeping in a new bed every night in a diferent motel with a new guy living like a bat out of hell I can't help the fact that i'm an American badass drinking jack hitting crack with a thumb up my fatass i'm driving to the midwest with a truck full of ho's couple teenagers to molest that i picked up from Idaho got to Chicago told the ho's to fuck off picked up a new truckload new ho's and i was off got out of dodge like a ford or a chevy six lines of crank and a sixpack in my belly Jerk Johnson bacholor by day trucker by night Jerk Johnson with my 12 gage and 18 wheeler by my side jerk Johnson got a tiny little cock but i sure know how to use it Jerk Johnson alchohol drugs and sex, i abuse em heading out west destination unkown no time to sleep so the tweek goes right up the nose now i'm wide awake becoming one with the rode girl on my lap tells me she's got to go to the bathroom and begs me to pull over so i take my semi truck and pull it on to the shoulder i ask if she'd piss on my face and she got pissed so when i heard music in the distance i left her pissing in a ditch got to the gorge and what do you know SSG is rocking the whole fucking show after the show hung out with corn sled and speedoman drinking wiskey puffin' cronic and butt fisting fans after a half gallon of whiskey turkey basted in my butt i told the gangsters that i'd had enuff they beged me to party on but i had to say no cuz in 14 hours i had to be in mexico Jerk Johnson bacholor by day trucker by night Jerk Johnson with my 12 gage and 18 wheeler by my side jerk Johnson got a tiny little cock but i sure know how to use it Jerk Johnson alchohol drugs and sex, i abuse em transistion It's lonely on the road my heart has grown so cold i'm just trying to move the load before my head explodes havn't slept in a week been doing an excess amount of tweek well life is a highway like ssg says i'll be driving this semi truck when i'm dead solo through the cascades and on to I-5 be in olympia soon making dam good time made a deal with the devil and it went my way picked up a load of some homemade crank through portland salem without a hitch burning through the witches fucking some dumb bitch my left arm sunburnt my cock satisfied i flipped off all the people who were thumbing for a ride down through cali and past the border to tiawana i picked up a load of some brick weed mariwanna i laughed at the situation for it was ironic i had a truck full of grass and i was in the cab puffin' cronic well now you know my story i'm as bad ass as they come when i'm hired on a job then i'm getting shit done don't forget this face never forget my name cuz i'll be driving through your town anyone of these days Jerk Johnson bacholor by day trucker by night Jerk Johnson with my 12 gage and 18 wheeler by my side jerk Johnson got a tiny little cock but i sure know how to use it Jerk Johnson alchohol drugs and sex, i abuse em
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