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American Cheese
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Hey, all you super-American patriots out there! What kind of cheese are you eating? I sure hope it's American cheese!!
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Zong of the Week is a group of musicians who have pledged to create a new funny song each week. Our zongs range from political satire to just plain silliness.
is a project with a simple goal: to create a new funny song every week. The Zong of the Week creative team has pledged to provide a steady supply of satirical and silly songs for your entertainment. and also at our website, .
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
Charts
Peak #27
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Paul Nordquist
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zongoftheweek.com
Uploaded
October 05, 2004
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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This is the Zong of the Week for September 19, 2004
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The American flag is proudly unfurled But American food does not do much to inspire the world Look at this stale apple pie and white sandwich bread It's no wonder Chinese and Italian food come out ahead But I took a poll, and the public agrees: We can stand up strong and proud for American cheese! American cheese, American cheese In this land of the free You can say what you choose But you'll answer to me If you dare to refuse This American cheese Strong American cows eat American hay And they pump out milk in a proudly American way Strong American molds are a cultural force And they turn that milk to cheese in its natural course Here's a slice for you and a slice for me Strong plastic keeps each slice where it's supposed to be American cheese, American cheese You can say what you feel In this home of the brave But you're some kind of heel If you don't rave About American cheese! We put some yellow stuff in so it isn't pure white 'Cause in a country that's a melting pot, it just wouldn't be right It's yellow like the sun in the American sky It's yellow like our urine, which is full of yellow dye Yellow in, yellow out, it's the American way And you're in good hands when you're in the USA American cheese, American cheese In this land of the free You can say what you please But if you feel like me You will fall to your knees Before American cheese Oh, excuse me. American cheese food. In this home of free speech You're allowed to be rude But you're a blood-sucking leech If you dare to allude To American cheese food!
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