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Chopstick Twista

Ward C Locke

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A fun song about Asian cuisine. A hyper-speed, jazz-fusion bender that turns a takeout menu into a fever dream of percussive piano and lyrical gymnastics. No filler, just raw technical heat and pure culinary chaos.
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I don't confine myself to a single genre. My muse draws from every direction, and I follow where it leads using various AI technologies.
Hello, and thank you for listening. I don't really have a single genre that I aspire to create. It's mainly just what I'm feeling in the moment. My muse draws inspiration from every direction. My musical voyage takes me on journeys both internal and external, journeys whose results I can't always predict. For me, it's truly the journey that matters, not the destination. I let my creativity flow freely, allowing it to guide me where it will. I don't constrain myself to a particular style or genre; instead, I embrace the boundless possibilities of musical expression. Each new piece is an adventure, an opportunity to explore uncharted sonic territory. My aim is not to adhere to any preconceived notions of what my music "should" sound like. Rather, I strive to authentically channel the emotions, ideas, and perspectives that well up within me at any given time. The end result may defy easy categorization, but that's part of the beauty. I'm not beholden to any expectations other than my own artistic vision. So in short, I let my muse be my guide. I follow where it leads, embracing the unpredictable journey of musical creation (via various AI technologies). I hope you'll join me on these voyages, as I never know quite where they might take us. Cheers!
Song Info
Charts
#11 in subgenre Peak #2
Charts
Peak #61
Author
Ward C Locke
Rights
Ward C Locke
Uploaded
January 18, 2026
Track Files
MP3
MP3 5.4 MB 320 kbps 2:22
Lossless
WAV 26.0 MB
Meta Data
BPM
172
Beat
4/4
Key
G maj
Story behind the song
Lyrics and concept by Ward C Locke. Music produced using Suno AI.
Lyrics
Crab Rangoon, cream cheese bomb Gong-bao jee-ding, gettin’ it on Dzwo-dzong jee, sticky situation Chun-jwen egg roll, total temptation Beef with shee-lan-hwa, foggin’ the glass Sesame chicken droppin’ seeds real fast Moo-shoo roh, pancake seduction Lo mein so long, pure noodle corruption Hot and sour tahng, make your tongue confess Won-ton? Nah, waw yow nee yes! Duck sauce drippin’, fortune cookie tease “Nee hway hun shing-yoon if you shyow-fay please Tang-tsoo, climb my tower Dan-fun egg foo young, keep me for hours Mongolian beef ridin’ in real hot Spare ribs sticky connect the dots California roll, fake crab romance Lung-jwen dragon breathin’ fire in my pants Jyow-dzuh potstickers pop, shrimp toast flop One more tsong-yoh-bing and I’m callin’ the cops! Mah-poh doh-foo spicy and tender Happy Family everybody’s a bender Yow-gwuh jee-ding cashew ding-dong Mee-fun Singapore, slippery all night long Yoh-yoo salt-pepper rings of pure sin Boneless ribs, bow-bow, let me in House special fried rice, extra dan for the ride Tsong-yoh-bing, flip me to the other side Lyahng myen cold noodles, peanut butter glide Volcano roll just erupted worldwide Eel sauce slow drip, fortune says “Ming-tyen zigh jow why my tomorrow again bae Tang-tsoo! Dan-fun! Mongolian beef make my knees come undone Lung-jwen fire, jyow-dzuh pop One dumpling away from callin’ the cops! Lah-duh extra spicy Tsway-duh extra crispy Buy-fahn white or brown pick your poison Waw yow dah toe-tung, gimme that headache sing! Gong-bao! Dzwo-dzong! Chun-jwen all night! Tahng drop soup drop everything aight! Mee-fun chow fun lung-jwen thrill Spider roll dynamite pay the bill! From the first jyow-dzuh to the final check Tongue’s in knots and my wallet’s a wreck! Say the whole menu three times fast In Mandarin and drunk good luck with that Driver’s here, robe on, you know you will “Nee juh-dow nee hway duh order’s here, chill.
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