I am Jesus Oldman. For whatever reason, I have begun to consider my mortality. Therefore. I am leaving my life's work to SoundClick.
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Hi World. I Am JESUS OLDMAN.
Now considering my mortality, I am leaving my music, to SoundClick.
Entrusting them to keep it alive, even after I am gone.
Any money it will make, will go to SoundClick, not to me.
Because I did it for Love, I did it for God.
And I Trust SoundClick, to Keep This Alive For You All. -JO
Lyrics
PISS UP A ROPE
Glue a bag of rice inside the back of your pants
Put your pants on backwards, do a little dance
It's great to be free
It's great to be you
It's great to be me
It's great to be free
It's great to be you
It's great to be me
I wait for yes but just get nope
Nope, nope, nope, nope
I would explain but you're a dope,
Dope, dope, dope, dope
So piss up a rope
Go soak your head
Think I'm alarmed?
Baby I've been dead
And you'll never ever know what makes me
Me
Standing where I happen, happen to be
Look at you hiding in the place they say to walk
All the while the earth's outlined in chalk
It's great to be free
It's great to be you
It's great to be me
It's great to be free
It's great to be you
It's great to be me
I wait for yes but just get nope
Nope, nope, nope, nope
I would explain but you're a dope,
Dope, dope, dope, dope
So piss up a rope
Go soak your head
Think I'm alarmed?
Baby I've been dead
And you'll never ever know what makes me
Me
Standing where I happen, happen to be
So here's what you do
Better pay close attention to what I say
'Cause for damn sure not a one of you has a clue
You're all rats in a maze, working the treadmill
For this privilege you get to watch people not worthy of you sh**ing on
Act like they're above you, like they're better than you
Making more money than you
And all because you don't have the sense enough to rid the planet
Once and for all of these self-serving bastards
We interrupt this song to wish you all a happy new year
Happy New Year!
We now return you, to your regularly scheduled song
-Guitar
Go to the store pull the food stamps out
Surprise surprise, you're going without
It's great to be free
It's great to be you
It's great to be me
It's great to be free
It's great to be you
It's great to be me
I wait for yes but just get nope
Nope, nope, nope, nope
I would explain but you're a dope,
Dope, dope, dope, dope
So piss up a rope
Go soak your head
Think I'm alarmed?
Baby I've been dead
And you'll never ever know what makes me
Me
Standing where I happen, happen to be
Standing where I happen, happen to be
Standing where I happen, happen, happen, happen,
Happen to be
Happy New Year, World
Copyright 2025 - JESUS OLDMAN
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