Lyrics
I'd rather have fun than earn your praise,
I'd rather do what I want than what you say,
Everyone else just smiles and nods,
While you make demands and lay down the law,
I'd rather drown in piss than bend to your will,
I'd rather snort napalm than hear your swill,
Completely unlikeable and out of luck,
I'll tell you to your face that you suck
Nobody's favorite, nobody's favorite, nobody's favorite,
I won't orbit an asshole just to get by,
Every sycophant should choke and die,
I'd rather eat a nail bomb than butter you up,
I'd rather gargle glass than give a fuck,
You try to prod me with obligations,
But I'll never give you any validation,
I'd rather drop out run free and be wild,
Than jump through hoops just to make you smile,
You're an autocrat with delusions of grandeur,
You're just a speck no bigger than dander,
Nobody's favorite, nobody's favorite, nobody's favorite,
I won't orbit an asshole just to get by,
Every sycophant should choke and die,
I'd rather go away than hear your say,
All you do is deny deflect and bray,
Your golden child bends to your demands,
A spineless yes-man who goes along with the plan,
I'd rather fuck sandpaper than be your cog,
I'd rather die than serve you high on your hog,
Favor the greedy stupid and cruel,
Don't be surprised when they turn on you,
Nobody's favorite, nobody's favorite, nobody's favorite,
I won't orbit an asshole just to get by,
Every sycophant should choke and die,
Every sycophant should choke and die,
Every sycophant should choke and die,
They might as well,
They've already thrown their life away,
Trying to earn your praise!
