I was born and raised in a harsh tropical environment laden with poisonous insects and dangerous reptiles. After spending much of his life living off the land like a mountain man, I decided to pursue education in the U.S.(Yes, I am a US citizen)Born with a significantly higher iq than the average man, college turned out to be a not so difficult task, much easier than my perilous everyday life amidst 30ft andacondas, highly venemous Bushmasters, treacherous man eating 20+ ft crocodiles, cutle little deadly precarious frogs, and toxic little alluring berries (deadly) growing on trees. Enjoy a legend in the making.