When college literature class makes no sense.
 
Hi, I'm "One Wiener and Whine". But I don't actually drink wine.
 	
Story behind the song
Written long ago, in school, after being forced to read, and write a term paper on a poem that was pages long and made no sense whatsoever...it didn't even rhyme.
	
Lyrics
The Poem - One Wiener & Whine
      A7                          D7
A poem caught some teachers' eyes
      A7                    D7
and it they tried to analyze.
          G                      EM
What does this poem have to say?
            C                      D7
What does it mean for us today?
       A7                   D7
So carefully they read each line,
       A7                     D7
So carefully looked for some sign
        G                    EM
of meaning hidden in a word.
        C                  D7
A meaning so obscured and blurred
    A7                     D7
It took a scholar's eye to see
       A7                         D7
and find what meaning it could be.
             G                    EM
They scrutinized, corrected it
        C                   D7
and surgically dissected it
       A7                     D7
and scanned it with a microscope
       A7                     D7
but finally had to give up hope.
         G                      EM
For what did all that trouble bring?
       C                    A
It did not mean a single thing.