I'm so glad that I have won, a little chalet in the sun.
Original Music. Mostly Acoustic.
Lyrics
I got a letter from the USA
invited me on holiday
no chores to do, no bills to pay
at Guantanamo bay
hey hey,
Guantanamo bay
I'm such a lucky boy that they selected me
I can stay forever and it will be forever free
At Guantanamo Bay
Guantanamo Bay
Guantanamo Bay
I'm gonna Guantanamo Bay
I heard the food is really nice
The margarita's cold as ice
There is no charge in paradise
All laid on by Condaleeza Rica
She's nice
Condaleeza Rica
I'll write a postcard when I'm lying on the sand
Just to say I'm grateful for everything she's planned
-chorus-
I'm so glad that I have won
A little chalet in the sun
I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun
With all the taliban
We'll have a party
all the taliban
I'm gonna paddle in the carribean sea
And I'll dance around at midnight and be so bourgeoisie
-chorus-
There's entertainment don't you know
With champagne set to overflow
And every night you have to go
To the Donald Rumsfeld show
He's a singer
The Donald Rumsfeld show
I've heard that Bush and Cheney do a funny double act
They joke about Afganistan, Bin Laden and Iraq
