Depend Undergarments-Senior American Idol
I can`t control my bodily functions cuz I`m too old.Too bad they don`t make depends with wings!!!
crazy parodys and original music by the El Paso,TX raised now Buffalo NY resident.
Story behind the song
I think there should be a senior citizen Idol...would be great!!
Lyrics
DEPEND UNDERGARMENTS..MY SPHINCTERS NOT EFFICIENT,YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.i THANK GOD THAT THEY WERE MADE i DIDN`T RUIN MY PANTS TODAY YOU KNOW i CAN`T CONTROL MOTHER NATURES WAY..IT HAPPENS ON ITS OWN,CUZ i`M 90 YEARS OLD i NEVER EVER EVER HAVE TO SIT DOWN ON THE THROWN NO MORE,i PROTECT MY PANTS WITH PLASTIC.GOT A WAIST BAND THATS ELASTIC..TOO MUCH FIBER IN MY DIETS TRAGIC..UH OH!!! HERE IT COMES....WHAT IS THAT FEELIN` TAKIN` OVER SOMETHING JUST EJECTED OUT MY BACK DOOR.SURPRISE ITS WET i THANK GOD FOR DEPENDS!!NO MORE THE NEED FOR TOILET PAPER AND MY FRIENDS DON`T COME OVER NO-MORE SUPER ABSORBANCY IS WHAT i USE i GOT A LITTLE BIT ON MY SHOES ITS TRUE.miSGUIDED FART YEAH ITS OFF THE CHARTS,i DIDN`T MEAN TO SPRAY BUT YOU`LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU REACH MY AGE SOMEDAY,i GOT A RASH ON MY ASS,FROM THE BM`S i PASSEDYEAH MY BLADDER HAS CRASHED,MUST HAVE BEEN THAT CORNED BEEF HASHi DON`T KNOW HWAT TO DO i GOT A LOOSE STOOL,SITTIN`IN THE WETSPOT ALL THE TIME JUST A POOPIN FOOL..i MUST HAVE MISCALCULATED,CUZ MY BOZERS THEY JUST GOT JADED,i TRIED CHEEESE TO GET CONSTIPATED.i`M LACTOSE...(REPEAT CHORUS)
i BOUGHT SOME DEPEND UNDERGARMENTS TODAY...THEY WERE ON SALE YES SOME $ i SAVED,CUZ IT WAS DOUBLE COUPON DAY...i RAN TO THE RESTROOM BUT IT WAS TOO LATE THE DOOR WAS LOCKED i NEEDED A KEY..AND i COULDN`T FIND NO-ONE TO HELP ME..i`LLL TRY TO
HOLD IT AS LONG AS i CAN..WE NEED A CLEANUP ON ISLE # 7.(REPEAT CHORUS)
