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John Denver is turning over in his grave right now Country Roads parody
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Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #21
Peak in subgenre #6
Author
Johnny Wilde
Rights
2004
Uploaded
September 19, 2009
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MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 4:31
Story behind the song
Somebody had to use a porno track in a country song....just HAD to !!
Lyrics
Almost heaven when I'm inya Blue balls bursting spermatozoa river I'll hold your big pair spread apart your knees I'll spew like a fountain, it's just the birds and bees Country ho's make me moan On their face, I will foam Put it inya, mountain mama Country ho's make me moan I'll cream her face in the mornin' hours she drains me The internet reminds me of the sluts I can't lay But playin' with my ho I get the feelin' that I'm gonna get laid today Laid today Country ho's make me moan They give me a big bone Put it inya, mountain mama Country ho's make me moan Almost heaven when I'm inya Blue balls bursting spermatozoa river I'll yank on your hair put you on your knees Suck on Mr. Happy try to make him sneeze Country ho's make me moan Let's have sex on the phone Put it inya, mountain mama Country ho's make me moan I'll dream of it, in the mornin' hours she drains me Porno flicks remind me that I can't screw all day But playin' with my ho I get the feelin' that I just might get laid today Laid today Country ho's make me moan Make me hard as a stone Put it inya, mountain mama Country ho's make me moan
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