DFXFMC - "Manos" Maelstrom!!!
Another Delay FX workout on "Manos The Hands of Fate", NOT approved by "The Master" (or "Mystery Science Theater 3000" for that matter!!)
Instrumental Guitar Rock/Pop with a TWIST!! Plus some warped experimental Avant Garde side excursions for the musically adventurous!
Instrumental Guitar Rock/Pop with a "Twist"!
Story behind the song
Conceived c2004.This is Take 2 Mix 1. Recorded c2005, Sony DTC-700
More Delay FX Freakout madness, this time taking on (by way of the "MST3K" episode)....
....THE rancid cream of the locust infested celluloid crop.......
....THE bad movie to end all bad movies....
......THE infamous Grade Z cinematic atrocity of El Paso, TX....
.....the one & only "Manos: The Hands of Fate"!!
Starts out with repeating loops of the 'Haunting Torgo Theme' & the "...I take care of the place while the master....." line.
Then some discordant piano chords & then my own "Everybody loves Torgo" rat-a-tat-tat style vocals.
Then I throw in a few non-delay loop samples of Joel & "The Bots"'s quips, & some short shredding solo guitar segments.
Then some more discordant stuff like Brass Ensemble thrown into the loop.
Then I start piling on the "Bots" samples into the loop, Left-Right ascending shred Guitar, manic Drums Cymbals, & finally multiple incantations about "El Paso Fertilizer" going somewhere................
........shall we say, "NOT-very-nice" !!
(Somehow, I think "The Master" WOULD approve of that!!) :-o :-o :-o
Lyrics
(all lines repeated ad infinite, except where noted*)
*Oh no! Do you smell Fertilizer? I smell Fertilizer! Does everybody smell Fertilizer? Ooh lookout, it's time for the Master, Debbie, Pepe, the Stupidest Parents on Earth, & don't forget those wacky wrestling Women of Manos!! Yeah!*
"I am Torgo.I take care of the place while the Master is away"
*"If you'd like to contact Harold P Warren, look in the Yellow Pages for the Fertilizer Corporation of Texas"*
Torgo,Torgo,everybody loves Torgo!!
*"So,what are we, about a half hour into this movie now"?
"No, I'm afraid not it's more like a minute now....."
"No......"
"Uh hum, yeah..."!
"Huh....."*
*"Ladies & Gentlemen, tonight at the Copacabana....."*
*"Oh thank you very much, a shot in the face, how nice..."*
"Look Lady, I have that effect on people, but I'm not a bad guy"
"I'll have to run it by my sales manager"
"'Manos The Hands of Fate' was filmed on location in a vacant lot"
"There is nothing to fear Madam, the Master likes you.."
"Women who lunch."
"And the Manos that love them. Next on Donahue"
"I'm...losing it...help...I'm going left, here I go, I'm going, help, Ooooooh...."
"Pretty soon now, I'm guessing we'll find Manos the Hands of Fate......"
"In summary.....'Manos'.....the hands of Fate"
EL PASO FERTILIZER UP YOUR F***ING ASS BABY, YEAH!!!
(Indecipherable screaming)
