Talking to a friend about a recent online dating experience, she described her date as having "Shane Macgowan's teeth" (presumably pre-dentures). I commented that it sounded like a "Bette Davis Eyes" parody waiting to be written.. so here it is.
Thanks to Jackson Taylor for not saying I can't use his backing track (well, when he gets back to me, if he says "no" I guess I'll have to find another one)