The Altarboys

Hard core, punk, www.thealtarboys.com

Based in PORTLAND, OREGON, these 5 vagrant punks from every end of the planet have spent the better part of their lives in bars and basements in order to perfect a combined sound that is rotten, destructive, and melodic. Summond together by some kinda punk rock beer god to PDX with a singular mission: make loudasfuck, singalong, lose yourself punk rock. Sick of being told not to throw shit at the band? Sick of bands that play super complicated "songs" that don't seem to have a fucking chorus? Sick of 5 guys singing mopey songs about some chick who left 'em? The Altarboys are the antithesis. Throw shit, sing along and fuck some shaggy haired kid's girlfriend. We promise to be arrogant, loud and obnoxious. So steal $5 bucks and ride your skate to the show and enjoy our version of America's favorite vent, good old fashioned Punk Rock!