Higgledee Piggledee Suite 2-I Saw The Mayor......
Instrumental Guitar Rock/Pop with a TWIST!! Plus some warped experimental Avant Garde side excursions for the musically adventurous!
Instrumental Guitar Rock/Pop with a "Twist"!
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #12
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
DLP
Rights
2014 DLP
Uploaded
November 30, 2014
Track Files
MP3
MP3 11.6 MB • 320 kbps • 5:03
Meta Data
Samples
Yes, contains samples or splices
Vocals
No vocals, instrumental only
Character
Danceable
coffee-place
dancefloor
Positivity
dark, sad, angry
happy
Appeal
unique
radio-friendly
Story behind the song
Conceived c1992 This is Take 6/1 Mix 1 recorded c1992 Fostex R-8 and November 2014 Sonar X1
I did warn you it was only going to get worse! Now I make good on that promise in SPADES, with this totally SICK & OFFENSIVE segment!!
The lyrics are, in part, based on an parody idea for a punk song called "I Saw The Mayor", which is about one very VERY sick mayor, who is seen around town going into dark Alleys with a jar of Vaseline & accompanied by, first, a French Poodle....:-o
....and finally a Girl Scout.......!! :-o :-o :-o
I DID tell you it's gonna get worse, didn't I ???
Official Disclaimer: No French Poodles, or Girl Scouts were harmed, mistreated, abused, or even USED AT ALL in the making of this "song"!!
The "Mayor" depicted here is entirely, totally & LUDICROUSLY Fictitious!
(Hopefully!)
Any similarity to 'Mayor's' living or dead is just an utterly sick coincidence!!
Originally recorded this on an 8 track Reel to Reel,
coming up with this totally warped disonatant chords Funk riff on a clean Rhythm Guitar, then a distorted rhythm Guitar set to a repeating drum pattern.
Then I threw on some Harmony Lead Guitars...
(which I then mixed with the Rhythm Guitars, & thus pretty much burying both Rhythm guitars in the process! Whoops!) Bass Guitar, & finally 5 tracks of delay manipulated nonsense vocals & TV channel/Radio Station surfing samples/sound bites.
This initially came to an abrupt ending due to running out of tape on the reel.
Then several years later, put a stereo mix onto ADAT, & piled more s**t on it (Vocals, Guitars, Sound FX, etc) & came up with the coda ending to it.
THIS particular take however, is a more recent (& less digitally overdubbed/added to) analog/digital hybrid take, with an newly recorded set of Drums/Cymbals tracks
The original analog drum tracks were just a stereo L/R pair, that due to a total act of F.U.B.A.R. on my part, ended up getting totally wiped out...
....and the new drum tracks were PAINSTAKINGLY synced to the old analog tracks thru a long tedious TORTUROUS (!!) process, going painstakingly step by step 4 bars at a time over the course of 2 days on & off!!
SO......if you think THIS one's bad......
....YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHING YET, BAUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I'm just getting STARTED!!!! :-D :-D
Lyrics
The following is a paid political announcement from......
(interpolated lines) :
A**holes with Elbows
Running for Cover
Rubbers for Mayors
Lookout! Here we go again! Off the deep end!
Eat me!! (w/Delay Repeat)
Old Mayor Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard
Looking for some S&M
But what jumped out
Came with a cow
and he got f***ed in the a**, forever again!!
I saw the Mayor
Walking down the street
Into a dark alley
Yes I saw the Mayor
walking down the street
into a dark alley
And I don't know what he
was doing in that dark alley
And I don't know why
he had that French poodle with him
And I don't know why
he had a jar of Vaseline
And I don't know why
he was in there for so long
And I don't think I wanna know (repeat twice)
But I think the A.S.P.C.A. would like to know!!
And then the next day
I saw the Mayor again
walking down another street
into another dark alley
And I don't know what he was doing in this dark alley
But he had a Girl Scout with him
She looked like she was 5 years old
And I don't why he had that case full of Vaseline
And I don't think I want to know
But I don't think he was buying cookies from her....!
(interpolated "I don't think I wanna know..."'s)
(bad harmony "Beach Boys in HELL" vocal Oooo's & Aaaahss!!)
Pretty sick,huh?
Real f***ing sick
Real f***ing puking sick
Know what I mean,Vern?
(Various random TV channel surfing sound bites follow,
interpolated among the following lines)
No? Well, f**k you anyway!
Think you're so smart, huh?
Think you could out smart me
& out smart my cigarette case ? (??)
Well, I have news for you
My refrigerator is gonna come around your house at Midnight & fill you full of lead (???)
Welp, sounds like things are falling apart
real quick around here
I think it's all over
Almost.....
Just about.....
It's getting real close...
Yep, everything's going off the fret boards now
Look out,here it comes!!
(sound of explosion/crash, followed by panning footsteps)
I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I don't know anything
I wasn't even here, I wasn't even around....
....I better get out of here.
Right Now!!
(sound of steel door slamming)
