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Why do they all go together when they go?
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A parody to Tom Lehrer's "We Will All Go Together When We Go", about the female propensity for all heading off to the loo in one big group
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Parody artist with a penchant for wit and wordplay
This isn't a band, it's just me... I write songs, usually parodies, and occasionally get the chance to record stuff. This seemed like a good sort of site to give people access to the recordings. I hope you like them: I like to think they're kind of funny
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #56
Peak in subgenre #23
Author
Phil Alexander/Tom Lehrer
Rights
Phil Alexander
Uploaded
May 28, 2004
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MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
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Special thanks to Rick Duncan for laying down the backing track...
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When you go to a discotheque Anywhere from San Francisco to C- Roydon, you'll see what dolly-birds will do And you might think it moronic, Not to mention rather comic- Al, to see them traipse off en masse to the loo (it's rather funny) There's no solo loner missions And no single expeditions But their motive seems more cryptic than the Sphinx For when one goes to the loo All her friends will go there too, There'll be nobody left to guard the drinks Why do they all go together when they go? That is something I'd really like to know This communal relievement, Is it such an achievement? Oh, why do they go together when they go? Why do they all go together when they go? All complaining that the queue is very slow Can't they see what they're doing Is *causing* all that queuing And it may be their undoing when they go. Why do they all wee together when they wee? It seems really rather strange to me A synchronised deposit In that ladies' water closet So why do they wee together when they wee? Down by the Ladies' loo There'll be a long, humungous queue...so Why do they all piss together when they piss? Does it give them some kind of feminine bliss? With complete participation In that female urination Can it really be be that good not to miss? Why do they wizz together when they wizz? Maybe backup is what the reason is... If you need to escape a Cubicle that's out of paper Maybe a friend next door is just the biz Why do they take a leak together when they leak? Is it something of which I shouldn't speak? 'Cause we blokes never whine al- Though we can use a urinal We don't need to stand there queueing for a week.. They will all go together off to visit the toilet Go together, for if just one tarries I guess that that would spoil it For they will all go together when they go. Every Daisy, Sheila, Minnie, Dot and Flo But could someone please explain to us Why they all go simultaneous. But they all go together Yes they all go together, Wonder why they go together when they go.
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