They're Gonna Impeach Me Today
Parody of "Coming To Take Me Away" based on Bill & Monica's Excellent Adventures!! You've been warned!!
Instrumental Guitar Rock/Pop with a TWIST!! Plus some warped experimental Avant Garde side excursions for the musically adventurous!
Instrumental Guitar Rock/Pop with a "Twist"!
Story behind the song
Conceived c1998/1999 This is Take 1 Mix 8. Recorded c2005 Fostex R-8/Alesis ADAT
Long sitting in the can, here is a parody re-write of the MOTHER of all novelty songs set to the adventures of Mr Clinton, & Ms Lewinsky !
Came up with the lyrics in & around late 1998/Early 1999 (right about the time the whole thing erupted), but didn't actually record it until about 2005, doing it on a Fostex R-8 R+R, then transferring to ADAT.
Then around 2016, transferred it into my Sonar DAW, & did some more mixing work on it.
AND as you can probably tell, I sampled & looped the drums & claps directly from the original recording of it by Mr Samuels!!
Lyrics
Remember when you showed your thong
and got down on your knees & put my schlong
inside your oval orifice....? Well....!
..you sucked & sucked & sucked & I
splooged all over your dress & now it looks
as though I am in a really big mess....
Because....
(CHORUS)
(They're gonna impeach me today, ha ha
They're gonna impeach me today
ho ho, hee hee, ha ha.....)
...the Republicans & Kenny Starr
are calling me a liar, a cheat, a scoundrel
a sleaze & they're gonna impeach me today
ha ha......!
I thought it was a joke so I said lie
to lie when Ken asked you if you
had ever licked my Slick Willie.....!
Right.....?
I know you lied, you know I lied
We lied & lied, but then you blabbed
it all to that fat-ass ugly wired b**ch ...!
TRIPP .....!!
(CHORUS)
.... and the Media is in a frenzy
They haven't had this much fun since
O.J. Simpson & Jon Benet, & they're
gonna impeach me today, ha ha....!!
I bought you gifts, gave good cigar &
this is how you pay me back for giving you
the best dick you'll ever have..........? Ha...!!
Well you just wait you'll get yours yet
And when you do They'll put you on Weight
Watchers, you fat ass loud mouth
Cheesy SLUT.....! And....
(CHORUS)
...the Republicans, they want my rump
roast on a sling for thinking with my
ding-a-ling & they're gonna impeach me today
ha ha......!
...and the media is having multiple orgasms
and flapping their lips & pointing their fingers
They're gonna impeach me today, ha ha.....!
...and Hillary & Chelsea are in the Kitchen
sharpening butcher knifes & I don't like the
looks in their eyes that tells me I think that they're
gonna CASTRATE ME TODAY...........!!!!!!
