Well, my wife has gone and left me
And my dog has gone and died
My Son looks just like my Brother
Kinda think my Brother lied
Cousin Joe married my Sister
Coz he liked her apple pies
They sure got a pretty daughter
Even though she's got three eyes
We're just one big family
With a real short family tree
We all kinda look the same
Fourteen toes and half a brain
We love to keep the family name
Daddy said I need a girlfriend
Cousin jean would be my date
She's been with seven of my Brothers
But they all said she was great
When Daddy ran off with my Aunty
I must admit we had some fears
But their Son is kinda handsome
Even though he shaves his ears!
We're just one big family
With a real short family tree
We all kinda look the same
Fourteen toes and half a brain
We love to keep the family name
We all kinda look the same
Fourteen toes and half a brain
We love to keep the family name
