Name: The Ballad Of Paris Hilton
Duration: 3 min 18 s
Channel: Alan Marchand (BMI)
Description: "The Ballad Of Paris Hilton" is a song by Backtalk Unlimited. Our arrangement features a vocal performance backed by acoustic piano, acoustic bass, and drums.

The Ballad Of Paris Hilton

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Our arrangement features a vocal performance backed by acoustic piano, acoustic bass, and drums.

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Backtalk Unlimited

Alan Marchand is CEO of Backtalk Unlimited, with studios located in the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Alan is a classically trained musician who has acquired ext

Backtalk Unlimited offers a variety of musical services, including preparation of custom arrangements and background music for soloists, ringtones, musical telephone answering services, and the like. For additional information, please visit our website, http://www.backtalkunlimited.bravehost.com, or write to Alan c/o backtalk_unlimited@yahoo.com.

Song Info

Genre

Country • Americana

Charts

#3,005 today Peak #141

#335 in subgenre Peak #14

Author

Alan Marchand (BMI)

Rights

Uploaded

October 06, 2011

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 3:18

Story behind the song

"The Ballad of Paris Hilton" is a song parody inspired by the recent antics of the Hilton family socialite and heir-apparent to the family's hotel chain and real estate dynasty. The arrangement features a vocal performance backed by acoustic piano, acoustic bass, and drums.

Lyrics

I was drivin' one evenin' through the town of Paris, Texas,
Lookin' for a place to spend the night,
When I saw a red gumball flashin' in my mirror
That seemed to me a most unwelcome sight.
 
When I asked if there's a problem the officer informed me
That I'd gone and driven through a red stop sign.
The next words that I heard, “Let's see your driver's license”, 
Sent a cold chill up and down my spine.

Well, my license'd been suspended, and that's just what I told him.
He nodded, and he acted real polite.
Then he offered me the backseat, and he drove me to the hoosegow
Where I was told that I would spend the night.

Chorus:
Then they booked me in a room at the downtown Paris Hilton.
My room is 8 by 10 and has no view.
Now I lie upon my back, just starin' at the ceiling
And waitin' 'til the sun comes shinin' through.

When I finally got to court, the judge said, “Please excuse me,
But I think I've seen you here one time before.
It's time you learned your lesson, and so you have my blessin'
To enjoy our hospitality once more.”
 
Chorus: 
For the next 30 days I'm at the downtown Paris Hilton.
My room is 8 by 10 and has no view.
Now I lie upon my back, just starin' at the ceiling
And waitin' 'til the sun comes shinin' through.

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