Demo of the latest Wm song. Kind of a secret until after the show on the 25th, so SHHH! ;)
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Story behind the song
To go with my on-stage shtick of performing in character where I act as a preschool-type teacher and the audience are my students.
Lyrics
Artist: The Wondering Menstruals
Song: The WM ABC’s
Intro (ABC’s melody)
(Verses)
A is for Apple
B for Banana
C is for the Copa, the Copa Cabana
D’s for Dog & E’s for Everyone here is my very best friend
F is for Fun and
getting’ down on Friday
G and H are for God and Having sex the RIGHT way
I is for I love you all and that is no JK
L is for Liberals and
all their silly politics
M is for the Master race and N is for No fat chicks
O is for Obeying like a god-fearing American should
(Bridge)
P is for Partying, but in moderation
Q is for the Queers, not belonging in my nation
R is for Ricky, hey that’s me! You silly gooses
S is for the Slaves, Swinging Silently from nooses…
(Verses)
T is for Tomorrow
When I’ll probably be in jail
U is for YOU, who will come and post my bail
V is for Venereal, the disease that I gave to your mom
(gradually slowing way down)
W is for the greatest
American leader
X is a double chromosome that means you are inferior
Y is for a Yarmulke, that’s kindling in Deutchland
And Z is for Zoophilia, that’s when you give your dog a hand. . . (job)
(Outro)
That was the Wondering Menstrual ABC’s, next time won’t you sing with me
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