WARNING: Prolong listening to Blind Rhino may cause butt shaking, arms swaying, toe tapping, finger snapping, mojo working, tingling sensations, and naked dancing in your living playing air guitar to “Shame”. You will start shouting things like Awesome, Far Out, Cool, Woo-Hoo, or even mumble incoherently while listening to “Texas Tone Safari.” People have seen visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads, world peace, the second coming, and Aliens from outer space coming out of the closet as Elvis impersonator’s. Reports that large quantities of Viagra and Prozac have been found in dumpsters after a Blind Rhino concert. Beautiful young ladies have flashed their colorful undergarments (or the lack thereof) to the band, this makes the boys very happy. And in extreme cases, people have been known to quit their jobs, buy a Harley, and tour the world preaching the Gospel According to Rhino to those who will listen.