THE REINDEER REVOLT ON CHRISTMAS
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Lyrics
Dasher, Dancer, and Vixen too
Tired of long hours, low pay too
No benefits, just fly all night
They formed a union, demanding rights
They confronted Santa that started a fight
Christmas Eve will be put on hold tonight
Chorus
Reindeer on strike, Santa's in a bind
No presents delivered, Christmas left behind
The B-team's called in, but they're quite a mess
Flying upside down, they're an absolute wreck
Dumpy floppy and Slappy are the B team's pride
Flying upside down it's a real wild ride
The crash into chimneys presents fall and hit the ground
It's more than a clatter. It's a hell of a sound
Chorus
Reindeer on strike, Santa's in a bind
No presents delivered, Christmas left behind
The B-team's called in, but they're quite a mess
Flying upside down, they're an absolute wreck
Bridge
Mrs. Claus is worried, the elves are in fright
The toy production's halted, it's a Christmas night
Santa's negotiating, trying to make a deal
But the reindeer union's firm, their demands are real
Outro
The strike's been settled, the reindeer are finally back
Better pay, and benefits, now that's a fact
But each and every child is gonna have to pay
One thousand nine hundred dollars before Christmas day
Cronyism, nepotism, quid pro quo
The dumbest get hired don't you know
And Christmas Eve is now one month long
With forms and paper each child must sign
With the price of 19995.
But at least the reindeers cushy over compensated butts are covered now
If this song made you upset the Postal service it's an absolute wreck
but at least we pay 73 cents for a stupid stinking stamp