Following the thrilling announcement of the sitcom by USA Today, I felt compelled to speak up, and so I did.

BUFFOONS [2024/11/08] [Verse 1] He excels in recruiting others, Persuading them to pay a fee. To aid with his legal issues, Despite his vast wealth, indeed. He sells no genuine products while promising high returns. And will place in a Dude to care for you who ate road kill and housed a brain worm. [Chorus] He's a pyramid of grand design, Watch as his Republic declines. An orange-faced, stupid buffoon, followed by dull-witted LOONS. Who all have closed their eyes and go along with all of his lies. Now, they're in for a new honeymoon voted in by empty-headed buffoons. [Verse] Every second, he is a victim, claiming witches were never this hunted. He gauges his manhood by the size of his rallies, and gets upset when confronted. He expresses hatred and rhetoric while not knowing what rhetoric means. He might be full of something and might have that in his jeans. [Chorus] He's a pyramid of grand design, Watch as his Republic declines. An orange-faced, stupid buffoon, followed by dull-witted LOONS. Who all have closed their eyes and go along with all of his lies. Now, they're in for a new honeymoon voted in by empty-headed buffoons. [Break] [Verse] He's lining up his cracked, packed party. Oh! What a party they will have. But wait! He's expelling all immigrants, let me speak on their behalf. Sorry, Elon, you are an immigrant. Mel, you're an immigrant, too. And once they're gone, correct me if I'm wrong. Who will pick, pack, ship, and stock your food? [Chorus] He's a pyramid of grand design, Watch as his Republic declines. An orange-faced, stupid buffoon, followed by dull-witted LOONS. Who all have closed their eyes and go along with all of his lies. Now, they're in for a new honeymoon voted in by empty-headed buffoons. [Bridge] He's the smartest, surrounded by fools but he's a work shed out back without any tools. [Chorus] He's a pyramid of grand design, Watch as his Republic declines. An orange-faced, stupid buffoon, followed by dull-witted buffoons. Who all have closed their eyes and go along with all of his lies. Now, you're in for a new honeymoon placed there by empty-headed buffoons. [Bridge ] Emphasis on recruiting. No, genuine product, only slime. High returns are what he offers, not for you, but in the meantime. He'll take money from your income. Let the air out of your balloons. He'll steal what's left in your pockets. You, lamebrained, silly BUFFOONS! [Outro Chorus] He's a pyramid of grand design, Watch as his Republic declines. An orange-faced, stupid buffoon, followed by dull-witted LOONS. Who all have closed their eyes and go along with all of his lies. Now, they're in for a new honeymoon voted in by empty-headed buffoons. Copyright (c) 2024 Douglas Murphy