Two things will always thrill me Pretty women and straight whiskey Laser lights and disco balls Smoke machines and neon walls Sub-bass rattling in my brain I'm not impressed at all Purple haired something behind the bar slurs, "Don't you know where you are, Sir?" May be safer to stay home but I can't boot-scoot all alone Two things will always thrill me Pretty women and straight whiskey I take a stroll on down the street I hear a fiddle and a country beat Sign on the door said come on in If you got boots on your feet Honey at the bar said don't be shy The "Chicken Pickers" were playin' live All the boys were wearing jeans All the cowgirls were dancin' in line My new friend said "If you're still doubtin'... There ain't any cowboys on Broke Back Mountain" I winked and said "Well, when in Rome" She poured me a shot and said welcome home Two things will always thrill me Pretty women and straight whiskey