the song is sung by my character Mr. Swell Raines from my new album Classic Hollywood Monsters to be released Halloween 2024....enjoy!
gothic
comedy
distortion
satire
spooky
werewolf
wolfman
full moon
yeti
razor
Story behind the song
about the wolfman looking for a razor to shave for his lusty wife
Lyrics
THE WOLFMAN NEEDS A RAZOR
it's another full moon and he feels crazy
his body getting hairy and itchy
he's running around a spooky bog
looking for a razor in the fog
the wolfman needs a razor
not a rusty knife
the wolfman needs a razor
to shave for his lusty wife
it's another full moon and he feels crazy
his body covered with itchy lice
he's tired and his mind is hazy
his body a nest for sleepy mice
the wolfman needs a razor
not a rusty knife
the wolfman needs a razor
to shave for his lusty wife
it's another full moon and he feels crazy
he's looking like a Himalayan Yeti
he's running around howling
he's running around growling
the wolfman needs a razor
not a rusty knife
the wolfman needs a razor
to shave for his lusty wife
the wolfman needs a razor
not a rusty knife
the wolfman needs a razor
to shave for his lusty wife
(c) 2024 Rick Super