Ode to Viagra, men's cure for one of the negative effects of aging
pop
rock
folk
universe
cosmos
alan marscher
boston university profess
cosmos ii
science songs
songs for science nerds
songs in russian
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Lyrics
1. I was merrily enjoying life when I entered middle age
Blissfully unaware of the perils I'd face in this stage
Imagine my surprise, it hit me right between the eyes
I felt less than a man when I couldn't respond on demand
2. So I went to see Dr. "Cool Hands" Luke, told him I was confused
He squeezed me while asking me to cough and he seemed to be rather amused
He said "You need to be told, you're simply getting old.
And you can either slow down or take these pills when you fell let down"
Chorus:
Until they developed Viagra my sex drive was falling like Niagara
Every time I'd go on a date, she'd go home completely frustrated
My hat goes off to the FDA for allowing men a better way
But it's a shame a man's entire self-esteem
Can be destroyed by a soft, 3-inch thing
3. Now my love life has turned around, the women beat down my door
Even after 3 full hours, they still want me to stay for more
They won't leave me alone, they can't seem to get enough
As long as I take that pill they think I have the right stuff
[chorus]
I have so much more self-esteem
Now that I have a stiff, 6-inch thing
[chorus]
Medical science has made me a woman's dream
I'm a man with a rigid 9-inch thing
And now I hope their research can go to the extreme
Because I want a foot-long love machine!