I am sick of commercials popping up everywhere so I wrote this song against commercials, telling people these advertisements were Communist!
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Story behind the song
I am getting very sick of commercials popping up on Youtube & everywhere and I wrote this song against commercials and telling everyone these advertisements were Communist!
Although I did mono recordings in 2022 this is the 1st of the multi-track recordings started in December of 2023. I did 5 takes and this is Take 4.
The chords were written October 9 & 10, 2022 but the lyrics are rather older.
lyrics
#12 Rock and Roll Star / #82 Commie, Commie Commercial (June 16, 2019)
Lyrics
#82 Commie, Commie Commercial - (chords October 9 & 10, 2022) - by P. T. C. - June 18? 1996, June 16, 2019)
Lades & Gentlemen! presenting - May we announce the greatest band known to this small universe - Joe-Charley Smith And His Jumping Jerk Boppers Singing that tangomango Brusher crusher Hit song Commie, Commie Commercial; our next commercial so buy it at your nearest store.
A / D / A
Well, Commie, Commie Commercial / its time for another commercial. /
D / A
Commie, Commie Commercial, / Just got out of rehearsal, /
Bm
They said this song will not please the market. /
D Its got catchy riffs. / A
its got no catchy yell! It dont / got what a song needs to sell.
E7
Its just whats not happening! /
D / A / Bm
But I said I do not have / any time to come and / listen to your line.
/D /A
Cause / its time for another Commercial! /
(A) / B7 / E / A
Well, / everybody wants to be a / Rock & Roll Star! What about / you?
F#m / B7 / E / A /
Maybe / you can mimic? thats / how you can make. What about / you? /
F#m / A
Everybody wants to play a / guitar and sing.
/ B7 / E / A
Yeah, / Dont you want a be a / Rock & Roll Star just like / me?
F#m / B7 / E / A
Cant play a guitar, / cant sing, cant do / hardly anything What about / you?
F#m / B7 / G#m /
But you got to have / a gimmick. Thats how / you can win it. /
F#m / A / G#m /A
But youll only be a / retread star, cause its / all been done before / you.
(A) / D / A
/ Commie, Commie Commercial, / this is another commercial.
D / A
Commie, Commie Commercial / for you we have made this Commercial.
Bm
Aint you glad you is listening! /
D / A
I asked the man at the studio. / He said it wouldnt sell you know.
E7
Its just whats not happening!
D / A
This (dont) have enough commercial / appeal.
/ Bm
No one would think / buying this would be a deal.
/ D
but the / radio man this is time for a Commercial!
(A) / Bm
Commie, Commie, Commie / Commercial,
/ D / E7
We cut it / Commie, Commie Commercial, and / released it for a commercial. /
D / E7 / A
Commie, Commie Commercial, Bet you just cant wait for another /Commercial!
/ B7 / E / A
Yeah, Now thats the thing. You / have (to do) a thing. What about / me?
F#m / B7 / A /
I cant play a guitar, but I can / be bizarre. What about / you? /
F#m / B7 / G#m
Thats why you got to have / a gimmick. Thats how / you can win it.
F#m
What about you?
A / D / A
Well, / Commie, Commie Commercial its / time for another commercial
D / A
Commie, Commie Commercial, / Just got out of rehearsal,
Bm
They said this song will please the market.
D / A
Its got a really catchy yell. It has got what a song needs to sell
E7
Its just whats happening!
D / A / Bm
But I said I do not have / any time to come / and listen to your line
/ D /A
Cause / its time for another / Commercial! - by Patrick T. Connolly