a raw punk grunge song full of distortions and crazy lyrics
punk rock
grunge rock
comedy rock
valentine day
red condoms
Story behind the song
a spoof on the song 99 Red Balloons by Nina
Lyrics
99 RED CONDOMS
it was a Valentines day
and I really needed a lay
I was feelin blue
didn't know what to do
so I went to porn shop
and this is what I bought
I bought 99 red condoms
yeah 99 red condoms
and each one says
I love you I love you I love you....
I didn't buy you flowers
I didn't buy you chocolates
I didn't buy you wine
I didn't you perfume
but please open my little red box
I hope you love my surprise
She saw 99 red condoms
yeah 99 red condoms
and each one says
I love you I love you I love you
She saw 99 red condoms
yeah 99 red condoms
and each one says
I love you I love you I love you
(c) 2024 Rick Super