Somehow sitting on hold and being told you are a valued customer and then being -- forsooth -- thanked for your patience. Pushes me over the edge. Muzakly, this was inspired by the filler track TSN runs for some sporting events. I kind of like them... Collaboration with Siri. Cow courtesy of ZapSplat.com :D

Please, continue to hold for the next available operator. Don't leave me on hold any more, I can't take it somehow. When you thank me for my patience, I'm gonna have a cow. If you don't end this soon up soon, You're gonna melt my brain Can't stand you muzak, I can't take the pain! Just shoot me! Why don't you shoot me? Just shoot me! Why don't you shoot me? Just shoot me! Why don't you shoot me? ...but don't leave me on hold! Please, continue to hold for the next available operator. I think I called one morning, About half past nine. Must have been 3 decades ago, In some forgotten time. I guess I'm fully hypnotized, Can't disengage. This loops just goes on forever, The story's never changed: Just shoot me! Why don't you shoot me? Just shoot me! Why don't you shoot me? Just shoot me! Why don't you shoot me? ...but don't leave me on hold!