VERSE 1 When I was younger I had X-rated dreams Full of naked women and orgiastic scenes Now years later they are still stuffed with vice I don't do nothing cause I know I have a wife CHORUS I'm even married in my dreams VERSE 2 I know my brain tries to sabotage me By luring me into dream fantasies All those women are sexy succubi But I just say no cause I'm a married guy VERSE 3 I've heard it said in dreams you cannot sin You do what you want without confessing It's clear deep down that I'm a married man Cause even in my dreams I say, "No, thank you, ma'am"