Parody of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, a 1930s standard. This version isn't based on any of the standards though. I wanted something grimmer and darker, and found a little gem by Guitar Warriors on Amazon. Please check them out.
death
christmas
comedy
parody
murder
holiday
santa claus
hunting
santa claus is comin to town
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Story behind the song
Santa Claus is comin to town always rubbed me the wrong way. You better not pout? You Better not Cry? He Sees you When You're Sleeping???? Who is this creepy Santa guy anyway? There's a front door, why's he sneaking in people's chimneys. Why are all his employees so short? Are they truly elves--or are they child laborers?!? It's time for Santa to be exposed for what he is! A secretive serial killer!
Lyrics
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
He's making his list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna kill everyone that he finds
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
He'll slash you while your sleeping
He'll gut you while awake
He don't care if you're bad or good
It's your soul he wants to take
You better watch out
Or your gonna die
There's no time to pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Fuck--Make like it's a baby shark and fucking run away
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Now, I hear my neighbors screaming
Their spirits he has claimed
He'd kill you just because he can
So you'd best get your ass away
Santa claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Santa Claus is hunting us down
Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers
Best lock your doors and sleep real tight