It's probably best to think of this as a "children's song" since it was written by two idiot teenagers. Aug. 2017 Cl.Club "strange days" challenge.
Melody and words written approximately 1989 by Bill and Dave of the band Bill And Dave. - Aug 6 2017 update: A friend pointed out that this song is VERY similar to the ~1980 song "Everything is Food" as seen in the Robin Williams movie "Popeye", so now I'm not sure if this song is an unintentional cover song, or if I should pull it before I get sued.
Bill sang and played guitar, bass, piano, lap harp, banjo, and toy piano, and arranged all the rest in a compooter.
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing bong bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing
Everything goes bing (everything go bing)
Everything goes bing (everything go bing)
Everything goes bing (everything go bing)
Everything goes bing
Everything goes
Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing
bing bing bing bing bing bing BING!,
Bing bing bing bing bing,
everything goes BING!
Ev!
Ry!
Thing!
Goes!
(bing)
(haaaaaaa)
Everything
Everything
It all goes bing
Everything
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes ring-a-ding ding
Everything goes bing bing bing
Everything goes bing!